Boss during Interview for Post of Secretary asked:
What is the Difference between a Paperclip & a Screw?
Lady:
I don't know, I've never been Paperclipped

Three friends after exam.
Lucky:
Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta:
Main bhi
Santa:
Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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.
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To avoid the side effects!

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said:
No more, no more
Santa:
Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

Preeto:
Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta:
Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost.
1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto:
Ek dum.
Santa:
To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.