Teacher:
Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:
He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient:
To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai

Munna bhai:
Circuit ye valentine day kon sa din hai?
Circuit:
Simple bhai aajkal valentine day "Kiss Day" ko kahte hain.

Papar aur jhapar main farak
Circuit:
Aye Mamu tere ko papar aur jhapar mein farak pata hai kya?
Munna:
Nehin.
Circuit:
To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega