Chaudhri:
jao mere gadhey ko pani pila k lao.
Sardar:
mere hont dard ker rahe hn
Chaudhri:
To phr kia hua pani he to pilana hai
Sardar:
phurr
phurr
Tere pyo ne krna Ay..

When he was five years old,
he wanted to become a lawyer.

Now that he is a lawyer,
he acts like a five-years old.

Math Teacher..
1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hai?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla hai humhari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here
Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shohr Ka Dil Kare or B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
.
.
Shohar Ko Chahye K
Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
.
.
Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le..

"Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke"

Dosti ki new misal:-

Pathan Khudkushi Kr Reha Tha. Kesi Ne Kaha:
Q Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan:

meri BV mere Dost K 7 Bhag Gai Hy,
OR me Apne Dost K Bagher G Nahi Sakta.