Larki doosri larki se,
Yaar ye handsome larkay kaise hote hain?
doosri Larki:
Lay tu "Ali" ni wekhya?

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you
turn her off.
3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS:
These type of girls are
normally called "WIFE"
once enters in your system dont leave
even after format.

Girl:
Wat do u like in me ?
Boy:
Those two white big balls having black dots on it..
Girl: What?
Boy:Yes i like ur eyes.

Who r BOYs ?
Woh Jo Hell mein Bhi milein To Kahein
ABEY Shaitan KI BETI DEKHI.
Mast dikhti hai YAR

Who r girls ?
Goes 2 heaven & say
Woh pari ki nail polish dekhi
How Cheap na.

A boy said:
i love u to a girl
But girl replied
sorry i love sum 1 else
The b0y in sad m00d looked at the girl and said
Bataon teri ammi ko ?

Ek mazloom larky ki faryaad.

Give me some sunshine Give me some rain
.
.
Give me some other girls number
I m single once again.